New Year's Resolutions - A Little Humor From the Wise

Why is it that every year, once a year, everyoneMax smiled. "Not when I'm with a girl," he laughed,
decides it's time to make a change in their life? Theyshaking his head. "She'd think I was crazy.
decide at that moment, that they are going to make"She may think your crazy, but if you do what it takes
New Year's Resolutions. Technically, a New Year'sto keep your New Year's Resolutions, she might
Resolution is a goal, a dream, a desire. So why don'tactually take you for a man," his grandpa teased. "So
people put as much time and effort into them anywhen do you do it? You need to be serious, you need
other time of the year? I'll let you think about that forto find a spot in your day, and do it every day."
yourself. In the meantime, let me tell you a story - andMax looked at the ceiling, thinking. After a while he
you can decide if the old and wise humor changesblurted, "How about at bed time?"
your mind about this Year's New Year's Resolutions"Lying down?" asked his grandfather. "No man
and how you go about succeeding at them.accomplishes anything lying down. You won't last two
Max's grandfather leaned back in his old woodenminutes and you'll be out cold sleeping."
rocking chair, sounds of creaking escaping beneath himMax cringed. "You're not telling me to kneel?"
on the kitchen floor. "You know Max, we used to"No, I'm telling you to stay awake," his grandfather
examine our lives every day," he said. "Now, peoplecontinued laughing as he noticed Max's frustrations.
only do it once a year, and then they decide to make"Put a plain wood chair in your room. Sit on it and
resolutions about it." He leaned forward suddenly,remember your New Year's Resolutions. Then
planting his feet on the wood floors, creating a suddenremember what you did that day. See how you did or
silence as the chair stopped creaking. "You know whydidn't do. Decide on rewards or reparations. Then go to
that doesn't work Max? I'll tell you why. It doesn't workbed." He rocked slowly back and forth, the creaking of
because a resolution only lasts two day, maybe threethe chair being the only sound in the room. "And
if you're lucky. But, let me tell you one more thing. Usremember it in the morning," he added.
smarter older folk know better. We understand that"That's a whole lot of work," said Max.
you have to examine each and every day of your lifeThe grandfather nodded. "You like the life you got?" he
and remake your resolutions as you go along. Notasked.
once a year." He leaned back and started rocking the"Sorta. There's a few things I might change."
chair, seemingly pleased with the conclusion he had"Then, it's gonna take a whole lotta work to change
just made. "I just don't understand what sort of youngyour life to what you do like." The grandfather shook
fool thinks they can make a New Year's Resolution onhis head. "Of course, you could always do it the
the first day of the year that is going to last through tomodern way. You could think of a whole list of
the next 364 days. I just don't get it."improvements on January 1st, and go right ahead and
Max sat quiet for a moment at the kitchen table,act truly improved, all the way to the weekend. And
picking over a plate of leftovers. He looked up at histhen forget about the whole thing... till the next year
grandfather. "Okay," he said. "So my first resolution iswhen you decide to try again."
to remake my New Year's Resolutions every day,Max shook his head. "You're right grandfather, I guess I
how about that?"need to work at my resolutions every day. If I want
The old man nodded. "Now you're talking," hesomething bad enough it's not going to be easy."
exclaimed. "But, when are you gonna do this - when"I'm glad you learned something today Max," his
you wake up late for work, when you're busy on thegrandfather stated rather pleased with himself. "Now
job, when you're having lunch with your buddies, orlet's just see if you can follow through with what you
when you're flirting with some girl and spending yoursay, we all know you younger generations are used to
money? When are you gonna to do this everyday?"being spoiled these days.