The Wine Closet (A Two Act Play)

(A story of a boy who gets a closer view of realism,Put it this way Dennis, I'm no expert in such matters,
sincerity, honesty, and selfishness, and finds himselfbut those bills look as real as any one-hundred dollar bill
wanting)I've ever seen, and I've never seen a five-hundred
Act Onedollar bill before, and I heard they do have bills at the
Of two Actsbank with higher denominations than one-hundred,...but I
The curtain is down, the lights go on:wonder if they are registered, I mean, no one carries
(Narrator, talks to the audience, and everyone can seearound two five-hundred dollar bills, they are kind of like
the basement, and at present Dennis standing on topthose Cashier Checks I think, people have them for
of stairs, about to walk down them:) in the basement,safety reasons, so no one can simply go cash them.
to the right of a flight of wooden steps (stairs, leadingLorimar said you found them in your grandfather's
down into the basement) to its back, is an old greenishwine cellar and you think they might belong to old man
fading painted door, it is the wine closet (private, Dennis'Beck.
grandfather's secret, or so undeclared anyhow, room(Everyone is quiet for the moment; a loud stillness fills
where he keeps his wine, and vodka (140-proof). It isthe air.)
locked, with an old lock. A big gas furnace is to its left,Listen Dennis, if you don't know what to do with the
newer air ducks, are stretched along the large beamsbills, I'll sell you my 1953, Oldsmobile, its cherry-you've
of the ceiling. After moving here in the summer ofseen it, right over there.
1957, shortly after, his grandfather (whom he and his(Tom points to the car, and Dennis is looking, his eyes
brother and mother live with), he brought the old house,are as wide as the light bulbs in the car. It would seem
built in the '30s, up-to-date; yet the basement has an airat this juncture, Dennis has put out of his mind the
of another time, not of the '60s, which is the presentpossibility that it is even his Grandfather's money, and
time, and you can sense and feel that. There arehas planted a seed somewhere in his brain that it is his
windows in back of the closet, small windows and high,money now, you can see it in his face, he is now
a wooden table and several wooden chairs aroundholding the two bills as if they are his, and his alone, but
the table, are near the far east corner of thenod his head as if to say 'Ok,' and hands the bills over
basement, it is where his grandfather brings his familyto Tom.)
guests on the weekend to drink his wine, and beer andDennis
vodka.Ok, Tom, here are the bills, and the car is mine, when
No one is in the basement at present, but if they were,do I get it? I mean, I'm fifteen-years old, not sure if I can
you could hear the sound of feet above you,have it in my name. I really do like that car of yours, it
especially in the kitchen which is right over the wineshines like the dickens.
closet. You hear the click of the light switch; it is at theTom
top of the staircase. Dennis is coming down stairs. You(there is a silence between the three of them)
can hear the old thin wooden steps produce aYou will not find a better car for the price, Dennis.
crackling noise, the boards are not real firm.Dennis
Dennis is now by the wine closet door, he listens forI suppose.
foot steps above him, he hears none. This is the firstTom
time he has ever planned to do such a thing, hisWell, do you have any second thoughts, I mean, are
brother has brought his friends down many times toyou sure you want to make this deal, I don't want you
drink a few of his grandfather's beers, and he hascoming back tomorrow and saying I did you wrong, or
never got caught, so he feels, what the heck, he cantelling everyone I cheated you? Matter-of-fact, I will be
do it, and who will be the wiser.checking out the legal procedure tomorrow on how to
The air in the basement is cool, Dennis rubs hisput a title card into the name of a minor, I doubt there
forearms, and there are some goose bumps, on them.will be any big problems. Here's a set of keys, keep
You can see, he is concentrating on the lock, he hasthem; since the car is yours, I got another I'll give them
planned for it.to you tomorrow.
Dennis did not ask for permission, rather he simplyDennis
picked the lock with a nail, that was flat on both endsI suppose so, I mean yes, yes I want the car, I gave
of the top of the nail, the top being the part theyou the bills, I am just concerned about putting the title
hammer drives the nail into its destination. In his mind hecard into my name, I don't have a license to drive, only
is most concerned with the old newspapers he knowsa permit, next year I'll get my license, but I can drive
are on the shelves in the wine closet, he saw themwith a license driver I suppose, maybe my brother Mike
several times throughout the years, he feels they mustwill ride with me.
had been there when grandpa bought the house from(Dennis is playing with the keys in his hand, as if he
Old Man Beck's family back in '57, when he passed on,was a big shot, and a smile is on his face now, he
and he wants to take and examine the papers closer,never owned such an item like this before.)
perhaps take one or two, and replace them withThe two five-hundred dollar bills have already been
newer papers, he is unsure how it all will work out, buthanded over, and Tom seems elated. Lorimar and
he has half of the plan set in his mind, and it all is goingDennis go over to the car and check it out. Lorimar
to happen today, in a moment time. And when heputs his hands on Dennis' shoulder, he is about two
does this, and he is now about to pick the lock,inches taller, and says something to the effect "How's
something unusual will happen in which he will have noit feel to be an owner of such a beautiful car," you can
warning, and thereafter he will have to cope with thefaintly hear that. Tom has just walked back into the
rest of the day, and he will discover: realism may needhouse, you can see him now through the kitchen
to be looked at closer, as well as sincerity andwindow, he is showing the money the two bills to his
honesty, and selfishness, within in of course. This will allfather, and his father is looking stern with a little
play a part in today's performance on earth's littlemystery to his look as if to say, 'this can be trouble'.
stage. Furthermore, let me say, this will be the first timeTom has agreed to check out the process tomorrow
in his life he will have to confront his emotions within transferring the title card over into Dennis' name, and
what surprise is going to happen, with actions andthat very well might be part of the conversation, the
thinking. In essence, will he react to his emotions or hisfather, Joe is having with Tom, and his mother is
thinking; perhaps he doesn't know the difference, andwalking into the living room, as if to say, this is men's
things at thirteen-years old, they are the same. Thebusiness, and she calls for her daughter, and they both
lesson may be, and of course it is always up to thego sit on a square wooden piano stool, as she gives
reader to pin point this dilemma, it is wise to react toher daughter lessons (the father's name is the same
our emotions vs. our thinking? Realizing of course, weas his son Joe Jr. who is twenty-one) he shakes his
have these emotions all day long, like a rollercoasterhead a second time.
sometimes, and to react to them, may only mean,Scene Three
backtracking someplace along the line to straightenInside the Dennis' Grandfather's house, 7:00 PM
things out. Well I must say much more, least I tell you(The phone rings, Dennis is in the living room, near the
the whole plot, theme and insight, and that would notphone, his grandfather is outside cutting his lilac bushes,
do. So I shall stop here and let the actors tell you thehis mother, Elsie, picks up the phone, listens to the other
rest.person on the phone, her face seems to go through
Scene Oneseveral confusing emotions, as if she is trying to
The Basement, Dennis; the summer of 1962, 11:00 AMunderstand something, and she glances at Dennis a
Dennisfew times. Her boyfriend Earnest is in the kitchen, her
(He is now playing with the lock of the door, as if itand he were having coffee, until the phone rang. She
was stuck, his devise, nail that is, is inside the keyhole,has a cigarette in her hands, takes a few puffs off it,
and he has twisted it this way and that way, and loblows the smoke out, then hangs up the phone, looks
and behold, the door opens, he is humming, somethingat the clock, and goes out into the kitchen, she now is
like this 'hum...hum...mmm...' he sees the papers from thetalking to Earnest, as if getting advise, she squints her
doorway, talks out loud to himself)eyes, looks through the two rooms to Dennis by the
Look, yes, I thought so, a 1951, the 'Saints' (baseballtelevision in the living room. Then she calls him over to
players). Now they got the 'Twins,' big deal!the kitchen.)
(He switches on his flashlight, holds it on the dates ofMother (Elsie)
the papers)Dennis, come in here for a moment, I want to ask you
I'll take this one, grandpa will never know, it's got thesesomething!
folds to it.(to Dennis)
(He pull the paper upward, then back, looks closer at it,Dennis
the paper is brownish, from age, then he spots(Dennis is nervous; he senses it has to do with the car)
something green...he looks closer, it is a bill... he looksWhat is it?
closer, a five-hundred dollar bill. He shuts his eyes, as ifMother (Elsie)
to clean them, and reopens them; to look again, to(Earnest is sitting down, Elsie is standing up)
insure what he sees is real, really real. And it is, it isI just got a phone call from Lorimar's father; he said
surely a $500-dollar bill. His face shows the expressionsomething about two five-hundred dollar bills you found
of 'unreliability' that it can't be real; in essence, in thisin grandpa's wine cellar, what about it?
matter, as if his sense and eyes are playing tricks onDennis is acting somewhat as if he doesn't know
him.)anything of what she is saying, a tinge smug, he plays
Denniswith the keys in pocket a bit, but quietly. Standing in the
(anxiously)middle of the kitchen, almost dumbfounded, his mother
Now what!waiting for an explanation, and Earnest, drinking his
(He pulls the bill out from under the paper, folding itcoffee, staying out of the predicament. Dennis wants
back somewhat, and puts it on the upper shelve forto say something but is unsure of what to say, he
the moment, he is working on the middle shelf, of threedoesn't want to lose the car.
shelves. And as he pulls the paper out, under that heMother (Elsie)
finds another five-hundred dollar bill. Again he holds theWell, I'm still waiting for an explanation!
flashlight onto the bill to make sure it is real, that itDennis
reads what it reads, clearly, and it does. He shakes his(with a deep sigh)
head as if to say 'unbelievable', opens up his eyesI found them, two five-hundred dollar bills under the old
wider, as if say, 'now what', takes in a deep breath, butpapers in grandpa's wine cellar. I wasn't robbing him, I
he again is more inclined to check the papers out, anddoubt they even belong to him, I was looking for old
puts the $500-dollar bill with the first one on the upperpapers, and I found them, and I asked Lorimar to look
shelf, and checks the new paper out he finds from theat them and see if they were real, and Tom came out
'40. He takes the papers, the one that reads theand said they were, so I bought his car, I mean I gave
'Saints' and this new one. Grabs the two bills on thehim the two bills for the car.
third shelf, hesitates a moment, listens to hear anyThe boy was of course not lying, nor was he sorry for
footsteps above him, all is clear.)taking the money, you could see it in his face, a tinge
Dennisbad in the sincerity area, and his mother was sure he
(he asks himself)was telling the truth, he was not know for lying, but
Heck, now what?now it seemed, she was unsure of the whole matter.
Sure, take it, grandpa doesn't even know it is there,She didn't see any 'I'm sorry,' in his face for taking what
was there. I bet old man Beck put it there, yaw suredid not belong to him; only perhaps sorry he got caught.
he did, it's not grandpa's, everyone around theMother (Elsie)
neighborhood says old man Beck left a treasure.First of all, the money may very well be Grandpa's he
(He sighs, a long sigh, takes the money and puts it intohides it all over the house, and if it was Mr. Beck's, as
his top shirt pocket.)you told Lorimar's brother, it is still grandpa's because
Dennisyou were snooping in his private closet, where you
I better get out of here before someone comes, lock itwere not suppose to be; Tom is coming over with the
lock the door!two bills now, and he wants his car keys back, I guess
(He is really nervous now, and is having a hard timeyou even went a bought a car, without me knowing.
with the nail relocking the door, but he gets it done by(There is a knock on the door, Elsie puts out her hand
telling himself 'calm down' and completes his mission.)for the car keys, Dennis gives them to her, and she
Scene Twogoes to the door to meet Tom who is doing the
Lorimar's house, two houses over from his, 11:30 AMknocking.)
You see the house, and a kitchen window, peopleAct Two
sitting and talking in the kitchen, it is Lorimar's familyOf two Acts
eating brunch, so it seems. There is a green OldsmobileThe Reprieve (In the house, the next day, morning, the
parked by the garage, in back of the house, in theGrandfather was told the story by Elsie)
driveway, a 1953 model, two doors, it shines. Dennis isThere has never been much of a liking between
standing at this moment in front of the back screenedDennis and his Grandfather, he took to Mike, his older
in doorway sees his friend Lorimar talking to the otherbrother, and seems throughout the years to simply
folks. Among them is the mother and father ofendure Dennis, whereas, he appreciates Mike.
Lorimar, and his older brother Tom (Tom will soonNonetheless, it really hasn't bothered Dennis all that
become involved with all this, and he notices his brothermuch, and in return that in itself may have bothered the
gone, and looks out the window, sees Dennis standingold Russian Bear, who came to America in 1916;
by the cement steps). It is a warm day, and he wipesDennis, he just keeps his distance, throughout the
his brow, his two five-hundred dollar bills are in his topseasons, one by one. If anything, he is a little closer to
pocket, you can see the tips of them. He is mumblinghis mother than perhaps his brother, whom is his senior
to himself, talking out loud says (and the audience canby two years.
hear this: "Am I a thief, or what?"; Lorimar looks out theHe would like to shut the lid on this situation of the two
window, sees Dennis, nods his head as if to say, 'Waitbills and car but he knows it will have to be settled
a minute.' Now you don't see him, he has left the folksbetween him and grandpa, even if his mother makes
in the kitchen to meet with Dennis.peace with him over this. Old grandpa, fought in WWI,
Lorimartougher than hard ice, and just as cold. He realizes it
(on the back cement steps of Lorimar's house)will perhaps be a turbulent day, with a little nastiness
What's up, you look nervous, or something?coming from his grandfather, he likes to swear for no
Dennisreasons, and this is a good reason to do just what he
(still in disbelief, he lets out a sigh)likes to do, so he his prepared to endure a mouth full
Look at what I found in my Grandpa's wine closet!of broken English, but he has lived through worse, in
(Lorimar steps down from the top third stair, almostthis quiet infested forest of his.
falls off it, he starts to put forth his hands as if to grabIt is morning, and Dennis has come down the stairs
them, and look closer at them, but stops himself, andfrom the Attic bedroom where he and his brother
just peers into them as if they were somesleep, he sees his grandfather, he is pacing the house,
archeological find, in an ancient grave.)walking from the front porch to the back pantry door.
LorimarHe stops suddenly, noticing Dennis, who has done
(his eyes and face rise with his forehead)nothing apparently: just standing there buttoning up his
Are they real? I mean I've never seen one before.shirt. Dennis, he notices his grandfather seems to know
Found them you say, aren't they your grandfather's? Isomething, and he is annoyed, but not as annoyed as
mean, maybe you better put them back before heDennis would have expected him to be, after almost
notices they are gone.losing two five-hundred dollar bills, he is still convinced
Dennisthey belonged to Mr. Beck, and feels he got the short
I don't know if they're real, I never saw one myself,end of the stick in this situation, having lost the bills and
they look real, don't they, I mean...I think they do. And Ithe car all in one day.
didn't steal them, I simple found them...I was looking forScene One
old newspapers and, and-you know the rest...The next day, 9:00 AM, in the main area of the house
LorimarDennis' grandfather stops by him, Dennis says "Hello,"
(he stares, thinking a moment)but it is so faint, I doubt his grandfather even heard him;
I'll get my brother Tom to look at them bills, he'll knowin any case, if he did, he pretends not to have heard
for sure if they are real or not, he has a car businesshim.
in his front yard, sells cars, him and Joe, wait here I'll goTony (Grandfather)
ask him to come out and take a look (he hesitates,So, I guess you like to snoop in my things, never mind
adds)...I'll be careful about it, so no one suspects a thing,my things stay out of them, or I'll throw you out of the
I'll just tell him, Dennis wants to have you look athouse. Looking for papers, hogwash, you just snoop
something, and my ma and father will not be the wiser.like always. Now you lie, and steal. Don't let me ever
(Dennis sees in the window Lorimar talking to Tomcatch you in there again!
now, his father is the closest to the window, coffee on(he walks away, but not heatedly as usual; surprising)
the table, curtains somewhat in the way. His fatherDennis tries to say he is sorry, but it doesn't come out
leans over a tinge, trying to find out what the mysteryright, more of an 'I...mmm sor... (then he quickly says it)
is all about, but trying not to be too suspicious, andsorry,' almost is a hush, and no sincerity to it, and then
Lorimar doesn't tell him anyhow what exactly Dennishe turns towards the kitchen and enters it...
has to show him. Now you see Lorimar and Tom inBoth Dennis and Tony, are to the backs of one
the Pantry, next to the kitchen, and screened in door,another, perhaps they are much like one another;
he is explaining now what has happened, but you don'tDennis fades into the pantry and you hear the back
hear him saying anything but by their expressions, youdoor slam, and Tony walks out onto his front porch,
know this by heart.)and again, you hear the door slam behind him.
TomCurtain
(Tom is looking at the two $500-bills in Dennis' hands.Act one written on the 22, and Act two written the 23
Tom is about 23-years old, Lorimar is a year older thanof May, 2008.
Dennis.)